Thursday, December 25, 2008

What’s the most politically correct way to say Merry Christmas?












It’s probably Seasons Greetings, but only asshats say crap like that.

(sidenote: I’m making asshat popular in 2009. I think it has potential to reach a “douche bag” level of fame. But more on that later)

Merry Christmas lovely readers; I hope your holiday is filled with faux fire warmth, fruitcakes and knitted sweaters from your nanny. Oh, and Home Alone, because it's not Christmas without Macaulay Culkin's crazy antics.

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