There's a whole surplus of people out there bred for judgement...

You know when you look at someone and you think to yourself, "I could never be friends with that person." Sure, it's kinda mean, and sure, you shouldn't "judge a book by it's cover," but there are just those people that you can't fucking stand to look at, and you just know that even if they're fucking brilliant and hilarious, being around them would be such a challenge that securing a stable relationship would be utterly impossible. For someone like myself, these people are plentiful in the world. Here's a prime example: men with excessively large muscles.

You know the guys i'm talking about… the "juice monkeys," the steriod swiggers, the "working out is my passion" types - fuck those guys, I hate those guys. I hate that their pecks are bigger than my breasts and I especially hate that their arms can never comfortably hang beside their body because their tricep muscles are too big and won't allow it. And they don't have necks. AND they have cheesy ass tribal tattoos and/or armband that are exposed when they wear their too tight t-shirts with the sleeves ripped off. I look at these people and think to myself how unpleasant it is to be to be in close proximity to them… let alone talk to them…or, god forbid, be friends with them.

Another prime example: this guy…


















Fuck him. Who the fuck does he think he is? Stop pouting your peach gloss coated lips like a little bitch and take out that dumb ass piercing. And what the fuck is with that “I’m looking into the infinite distance and thinking about deep shit” stare.
But just wait...it gets 653 thousand times worse...



OH MY GOD. He wrote a song a Carrera...and compared it to a hot girl! What fucking brilliance. If I were that chick I'd jump the fuck out of that car. Dying would be a much better option then listening to him pronounce "mirror" as "mayor." Fuck you, Karl Wolf, I hope someone abruptly kicks you in the face.

A few things that annoyed me today: A list.

1) When girls try to dress up lulu lemon pants. Seriously, just because you paired them with a collared shirt and high heels doesn't make them look any less like workout pants. And please do not even give me the "but they're SO comfy, girlfriend" spiel. NO! That does not justify it. You look silly.

2) Female radio DJ's. They ALWAYS alter their voice to try and make it sound sexier/cuter/more annoying. What's the deal? Just talk how you normally would. The truth is, they're probably unattractive and think that by altering their voice to sound like a luscious phone operator or a cutesy wootsey school girl, people listening will automatically assume they're hot. Gag me. I hate the radio in general, and then as I'm forced to listen to it at work, I don't want to feel even more aggrivated by their annoying squeels and attempts at being funny. I should go on the radio and just use my harsh normal man-like voice just to prove a point. Though, then people would probably call in and be all "Girl, you must be flippin hideous!"

3) Those 100 calorie chocolate bars. How unsatisfying are those things?!