Much music: “So it looks like Blink-182 are coming to Canada for their reunion tour”
Me: “what! WHAT! OMG! OMG! PLEASE COME TO CALGARY!!!!”
Much music: “They’ll be playing shows in Vancouver, Calgary…”
Me: “SHUT THE FUCK UP!”
*pick up phone
Me: “Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit!”
Friend: “What?!”
Me: “BLINK ARE COMING!”
Friend: “WWWWWHAT!!! We are soooo breaking out our studded belts and punk rock girl t-shirts!”
And that’s exactly what I plan on doing. Because yes folks, I have a Blink 182 shirt that says, and I quote, “punk rock girl.” And it’s written in pink. And has a nautical star.

Sometimes I wonder how I have friends…
That’s not the point though. I’m flippin excited! The last time I saw them was, like, the 3rd best day of my adolescent life.