fourmis! partout!!

Oh dorm living. It’s one of those things that you never really understand until you actually get to experience it. Going from a 680 square foot comfortable apartment, to a 100 square foot room has its disadvantages. First there’s the bed. As a taller female, I often have trouble finding places to sleep that actually fit me. I grew out of my twin size bed when I was about 8, but my parents didn’t believe me and made me sleep in it until I was 14 or so. It sucked. I’d actually forgot how much I hate twin size beds until I’ve recently been forced to again sleep in one. The ones here though are extra awful because they’re essentially a piece of foam covered in a thick plastic. I’ve nearly fallen off the thing a hundred times, but luckily I wake up right in time when I realize how close I am to landing in a pile of dead ants.

This brings me to the ants. For some reason, I’m the only person on my whole fucking floor who has an ant infestation. In order to try and kill off my guests, I’ve created what I like to call “The ant trap hell death gel fence.” I presume they’re living in the walls because when I first got here there were none, but then I dropped a piece of my granola bar, and didn’t think much of it and when I woke up one morning it was covered in ants! I immediately went out and purchased two forms of ant killer; a liquid gel like substance that you just squirt all over the ant colony, and then these little house things that lure the ants in because they think its food, and then eventually they find out it’s poison and they yell “RAID” and die. Kind of like in Mean Girls when the teacher is all, “don’t have sex because you’ll get pregnant and DIE.” Actually, it’s not like that at all, but I really like that line in the movie, so I had to throw it in somehow. ANYWAYS… I decided to put two of the house things down, and then I barred off the area with an insane amount gel killer to make a fence like device. And now I have this….

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Even with the bugs, the communal showers, and the eau de fecal matter, dorm living is pretty fun. It’s unusual to me to have neighbours that actually want to talk to you. At home, my neighbours and I try very hard to avoid each other. Mostly we communicate via mat stealing.

Other than dorm life, Montreal is fucking amazing! I'd love to give you a day by day recount of all the awesome things I do, but that would just make you jealous, and then you'd hate me, and because you're reading my blog, I like you, and I don't want our relationship to be burdened by your persistent jealousy. So i'll just tell you that sometimes I’ll be out drinking and having a great time and think to myself, “shit, I’m totally getting paid to be here. Dope!” Even though I don’t fit in my twin size bed, I sleep easy at night knowing that in a week I’m going to get another 325 dollars to use towards eating and drinking 40s… and all I have to do in return is learn me some French. C’est fucking fantastique.